On the Peculiarities of Organs, Part One: A Foot-note

The wind-pipe organ, being generally un-talked-about, would do well to be left that way. At the International Journal of Assorted Miscellany, however, this well-doing is no concern of ours. Every business is our business. We have a kind of monopoly in that sense.

It is strongly advised that this practice is performed everyday, without exception, before you wake up.